Your name is Sollux Captor, and alongside one Dave Strider, you are managing to survive the zombie apocalypse.

Guaranteed NSFW on a daily basis. Also non-consent.

ALL INTERACTIONS WILL BE FACE TO FACE.

human chiildren are 2cary lookiing.

o8sessive:

Oh, come on. 

You can’t expect anything less than gr8 from me.
Like I’d 8other holding 8ack. 

nope.

you 2eem liike the 2elfii2h type, take what you want then leave wiithout fiinii2hiing what you 2tarted.

ahaha 2ure you wouldn’t.

ii don’t beliieve you.

(Source: twinbarrels)

o8sessive:

You’d like that, wouldn’t you.

only iif iit’2 a good one though iit’ll probably ju2t dii22apoiint me.

leave me un2atii2fiied.

(Source: twinbarrels)

come at me.

you liike weiiner2 two?

ii’m bu2y doiing other thiing2 more iimportant.

liike eatiing.

o8sessive replied to your post: weiiner2.

oh my god.

h33h33hello:

glubs

how.

(Source: twinbarrels)